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_0ffh
16y ago
Half of generation nought need another five years time, I suppose. Alternatively, all the toddlers I've met yet have successfully hidden their 1337 h4xx0r1ng skills from me. Probably have a secret agenda, them darn toddlers. Holding back th
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16y ago
Probably the same as not being a very smart person at all: Really smart people try to seek out even smarter people... and it's rather improbable they won't find any!
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16y ago
Early 80's: C64 BASIC & 6502 ASM =)
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_0ffh
16y ago
Google Fravia!
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_0ffh
16y ago
I am pretty sure that this is not how it is supposed to work. OTOH you might want to give me some stock for the good advise... =)
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16y ago
And it's absolutely accurate, btw...
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_0ffh
16y ago
No matter which hash function you use, you will _not_ get 100% unique identifiers, because you _can't_! Just do the freaking math, and you'll see for yourself - it's quite obvious, actually!
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16y ago
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_0ffh
16y ago
It's probably not quite what you requested, but everyone who is seriously into JavaScript ought to pick up Douglas Crockford's "JavaScript: The Good Parts"!
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_0ffh
16y ago
Come again, please? All computational time+space efficiency of C++ comes from the "C", not the "++" part!
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16y ago
It's sure cool, but I wouldn't call it a hack... after all, he built something out of parts that were _designed_ to be built into something. Maybe not a functional sniper rifle, specifically, but _something_. To me the word hack implies tha
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16y ago
Maybe Google has been refused classification? ;-)
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16y ago
I'm sure that can easily be faked. But who'd want to? The entire idea of Cupidtino is, quite frankly, inane! OMFG just imagine Apple fanbois and fangals mating and producing hordes of little Apple fanbabes.... ugh! Better not imagine that,
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_0ffh
16y ago
Sorry, but that just doesn't make much sense. The phone "wants" that radiation to go out, since it uses it to "speak" to the cell network. Shielding that radiation would be like gagging yourself and then trying to talk to someone... What ma
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_0ffh
16y ago
Well, the only way to make 100% sure you're not spied on with your mobile phone is to turn it off AND remove the battery. I recommend this method for the paranoid moments in your life! ;-)
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16y ago
Oops, I forgot: Sometimes your phone will make contact with the cell network for no apparent reason. Don't be scared! =)
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16y ago
It's electromagnetic radiation from your phone. When you're about to be called, it will pick up the call request from the cell station and answer the request. The EM radiation from the phone induces a current in nearby cables, which is tran
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_0ffh
16y ago
Actually, that's quite impressive. Though probably not the expected result, it's surely faster than walking the whole way... =)
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16y ago
Incidentally, that is exactly what they are threatening him with... :-/
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_0ffh
16y ago
So there we have the solution: Write an App that makes it easier to find the right Apps! =)
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_0ffh
16y ago
Okay, there's yet another painfully ridiculous patent. So...?
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16y ago
The title of the article at law.com "HTC Sues Apple, With Help From Troll" is loaded! There is in no way any friendship or even co-operation between HTC and said patent troll, as implied by the wording of the title. This reeks of the Apple-
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_0ffh
16y ago
I click ads of organizations I don't like, just to make them pay. Does that make me a bad person now?