SimHacker

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1. 571.▲
   by SimHacker 15y ago

   Since when were the 15 minutes you might save by setting up PHP instead of a reasonable software development environment worth more than preventing the years of torment and pain you'll suffer from choosing the wrong technology?
2. 572.▲
   by SimHacker 15y ago

   FORTH ?KNOW IF HONK ELSE FORTH LEARN THEN
3. 573.▲
   by SimHacker 15y ago

   What is an "app draw"?
4. 574.▲
   by SimHacker 15y ago

   How about smoking a joint with your future manager and development team in a hotel room at a conference?
5. 575.▲
   by SimHacker 15y ago

   I just found one of those bright yellow Elephant Memory Systems t-shirts on eBay and ordered it, to replace the one I had years ago. At least I never forgot!
6. 576.▲
   by SimHacker 15y ago

   You're paying with your time, which you're wasting. And that is much more precious than money.
7. 577.▲
   by SimHacker 15y ago

   And what is the chance that random stranger is using Color? 0.000001%. So why don't you just walk over there and ask him to send you a copy? Social networking at its finest, in real time, at a conference.
8. 578.▲
   by SimHacker 15y ago

   Fucking hippies! :)
9. 579.▲
   by SimHacker 15y ago

   You mean "As stabby as a Scotsman"!
10. 580.▲
    by SimHacker 15y ago

    Hey that's one of my favorite pieces of software too! I moved to Glasgow to work on it with Arthur. The Glasgow School of Art rocks on Friday nights! ;) And you are correct about PdB's true meaning. The Wee Man says... Here You (that'll be
11. 581.▲
    by SimHacker 15y ago

    Yes it does change things. You're not understanding that "this" is a keyword, not a variable reference, and as such, it is not treated the same in closures. The "this" KEYWORD is dynamically bound at runtime, not lexically scoped like every
12. 582.▲
    by SimHacker 15y ago

    Efficiency. You can keep your Unix principled autoconf scripts, thank you.
13. 583.▲
    by SimHacker 15y ago

    Just look at the geolocation of the last few pictures you took. There you are!
14. 584.▲
    by SimHacker 16y ago

    If he's an actor, I want to know who does his hair!
15. 585.▲
    by SimHacker 16y ago

    And remember September 1994 when RMS launched the TCL War with "Why you should not use TCL"? http://www.vanderburg.org/OldPages/Tcl/war/0000.html
16. 586.▲
    by SimHacker 16y ago

    "I'm not a real programmer. I throw together things until it works then I move on. The real programmers will say "Yeah it works but you're leaking memory everywhere. Perhaps we should fix that."" -Rasmus Lerdorf When you attempt to make an
17. 587.▲
    by SimHacker 16y ago

    "I was really, really bad at writing parsers. I still am really bad at writing parsers." -Rasmus Lerdorf
18. 588.▲
    by SimHacker 16y ago

    That would be all well and fine in the idea world, but this is the PHP core team we're talking about here. They don't give a shit about security, and you have to publicly humiliate them into taking things like this seriously and doing anyth
19. 589.▲
    by SimHacker 16y ago

    When I was a summer intern at Sun Microsystems in '87, working in building 1 in Mountain View, I turned in a time sheet with more than 8 hours on several days. HR took me aside and insisted I put down any hours of any day that I worked more
20. 590.▲
    by SimHacker 16y ago

    Give them something that will make their eyes burn! http://www.donhopkins.com/home/code/display.c.txt