Photo/Video Sharing Site in Python

Ok , so this is what I want to do : 1) Create a simple static website in Python 2) Give it a nice "Web 2.0" name 3) Create a system on it where users can upload their photos and videos taken with their friends and family , edit them to create short funny cartoons and share with their friends and family using social networks like FaceBook, Twitter and others Can someone give me detailed step-by-step instructions on how I can do this , just like teaching a baby how to walk step-by-step? Thanks alot, appreciate it !