There's an old Irish saying. You have only two things to worry about: either you're healthy or you're sick. If you're healthy, you have nothing to worry about.

There's an old Irish saying. You have only two things to worry about: either you're healthy or you're sick. If you're healthy, you have nothing to worry about. If you're sick, you have only two things to worry about: either you're going to get better or you're going to die. If you get better, you have nothing to worry about. If you die, you have only two things to worry about: either you're going to heaven or you're going to hell. If you go to heaven, you have nothing to worry about. If you got to hell, you'll be so busy greeting old friends you won't have time to worry. Bonus points for expressing this saying in the most concise pseudocode.