I'm sure I've had this conversation in real life :-) My one experience with SOAP was trying to get a perl client library working with a Java server -- they were

I'm sure I've had this conversation in real life :-) My one experience with SOAP was trying to get a perl client library working with a Java server -- they weren't compatible with each other. In the end I used ethereal with a Java client and dumped the request which I could then replay through perl. In fact, I would go as far to say SOAP is the least fun protocol that I've ever used (including an undocumented one).