Frankly I think there's some kind of Godwin's Law going on here, where something is insufficiently Enterprisey until an 'S' is attached to it, whereupon IT folk

Frankly I think there's some kind of Godwin's Law going on here, where something is insufficiently Enterprisey until an 'S' is attached to it, whereupon IT folks and professional donut-stuffing standards committee complexifiers wade in, and three linear bookshelf feet later you've got a Standard. And it's Simple. And all the devs who use it, who have a clue, just want to commit Suicide. But maybe it's just me.