How Academia does not resemble a drug gang: 1)Drug gangs don't have an excess of lazy administrative support staff. 2)Drug gangs actually have to deliver some

How Academia does not resemble a drug gang: 1)Drug gangs don't have an excess of lazy administrative support staff. 2)Drug gangs actually have to deliver some drugs at some point. 3)The politics of drug gangs are less vicious and there is better teamwork.