IBM's text-to-speech tech is pretty impressive. http://www.research.ibm.com/tts/coredemo.shtml http://www.research.ibm.com/tts/coredemo.shtml Try putting "Hi

IBM's text-to-speech tech is pretty impressive. http://www.research.ibm.com/tts/coredemo.shtml http://www.research.ibm.com/tts/coredemo.shtml Try putting "Hi there, it seems you come from Hacker News. Do you like it there?" with the male voice.