You know what I consider a distraction? Fucking electrons. Seriously. Half the time, they seem to be killing people. You know that people who do nothing wrong s

You know what I consider a distraction? Fucking electrons. Seriously. Half the time, they seem to be killing people. You know that people who do nothing wrong sometimes get killed by electricity that comes from the fucking sky, like out of nowhere? It's like these prima donna electrons want to obey fundamental forces instead of build products! We should seriously consider an electron-free lifestyle. I don't mean that we swear off electricity. I'm saying that we get rid of all of fucking chemistry (which is dominated by interactions of outermost electrons of atoms). It's a fucking distraction. We don't need it. Sure, our brains will need to use a different fundamental particle for neurons to signal each other with, and we'll have to evolve an exotic chemistry to replace our current composition, but you hear about pentaquarks every day. It can't be that hard, with all the modern science... oh, wait.