Put on several pots of coffee. Apparently this "arc" hot mess melts down into Y2K-style Armageddon the moment any integer gets incremented above 999,999. So we'

Put on several pots of coffee. Apparently this "arc" hot mess melts down into Y2K-style Armageddon the moment any integer gets incremented above 999,999. So we're going to have to port this site over to Cobol on Cogs before that can happen. It's going to be a long weekend.