Was hoping against hope this was actually the Onion's (clickhole) version of almost the same story. http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-secret-mcdonalds-menu-it

Was hoping against hope this was actually the Onion's (clickhole) version of almost the same story. http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-secret-mcdonalds-menu-items-you-have-order-888 http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-secret-mcdonalds-menu-ite... Hint: absolutely none of these are anything you want to order. But they are 100% hilarious.