He claims that he is using a Lenovo W540 "for punching out emails laying on the couch". My colleagues and I are forced by our employer to use the exact same mod

He claims that he is using a Lenovo W540 "for punching out emails laying on the couch". My colleagues and I are forced by our employer to use the exact same model and everybody hates it. Lenovo omitted designated buttons and as a result the navigation is a mess: One clicks, if one wants to scroll and vice versa. Maybe Troy is using a mouse when he works from the couch?