You are so correct it's painful. Everything I hated about flash and myspace has been re-engineered as native browser code. Just look at today's HTML5 transitio

You are so correct it's painful. Everything I hated about flash and myspace has been re-engineered as native browser code. Just look at today's HTML5 transitions and animations. It's not enough to have a normal webpage. Now when you scroll down things have to fade in and out of visibility, images have to rotate and come into view, videos start to autoplay when they come into visibility, parallax diarrhea slows down your computer. I can't wait till "parallax scroll blocker" and "visual diarrhea disabler" are released as chrome plugins.