"It's not in one of our prime 5 markets...you would be better without us...but Hey call us when you're doing your series A". This ranks just below my favorite

"It's not in one of our prime 5 markets...you would be better without us...but Hey call us when you're doing your series A". This ranks just below my favorite answer: "We love that you have 1M users, but we need to see 10M before an A round. (Month passes). Oh, really 10M users that's great but we like to see 50m before doing A rounds now. Come back later!" Of course, you won't need this chump change fund's money when you reach that point.