From Melbourne’s email-a-tree service archive: My dearest Ulmus While languishing inebriated 'neath your ample verdant canopy I was inspired to verse: I thi

From Melbourne’s email-a-tree service archive: My dearest Ulmus While languishing inebriated 'neath your ample verdant canopy I was inspired to verse: I think that I shall never hear a poem as lovely as a beer. A beer McSorley's had on tap with golden base and snowy cap. The golden stuff I drink all day until my memory melts away. Poems are made by fools I fear but only [insert] can make a beer. But you adjudge me MAD. Best wishes, Alfred E. Newman