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Startup idea: apologeticpressrelease.com Just input corporation, firm or department name. Select multiselect dropdown "what you take very seriously". Select
by gesman 11y ago
Startup idea: apologeticpressrelease.com
Just input corporation, firm or department name.
Select multiselect dropdown "what you take very seriously".
Select number of "employees|customers|people" (pick one) that will get free credit monitoring.
Select for how long.
Press [Submit]
Input payment information.
Press release automatically issued.
(we( at )?|CORP_NAME) take your (data|privacy|security|information) very seriously
- thearn4 11y agoIf I owned a credit monitoring company, this is a service that I might be cynical enough to offer.
- Yhippa 11y agoYou're going to put a lot of PR people out of jobs with that.
- aaronem 11y agoThe preferred SV term is "disrupt".
- SlalomStallone 11y agoThat's okay, they can all go work for Donald Trump.
- redwards510 11y agoDon't forget to mention that the malware used was "extremely sophisticated".