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Dear Mr/Mrs Birch. Please STOP this pollen nonsense immediately.
by nissehulth 11y ago
Dear Mr/Mrs Birch.
Please STOP this pollen nonsense immediately.
- lingben 11y agoI suppose 'Dear Mr and Mrs Birch' since they have both male and female flowers?
- shiggerino 11y agoSounds like perfect Tumblr material. “I'm birch-kin and my pronouns are xe, xir, xir, xirs, xirself”
- escherplex 11y agoFrom Melbourne’s email-a-tree service archive: My dearest Ulmus While languishing inebriated 'neath your ample verdant canopy I was inspired to verse: I think that I shall never hear a poem as lovely as a beer. A beer McSorley's had on tap with golden base and snowy cap. The golden stuff I drink all day until my memory melts away. Poems are made by fools I fear but only [insert] can make a beer. But you adjudge me MAD. Best wishes, Alfred E. Newman