I call bullshit on "deeply care" too. You don't care (let alone deeply care) about your friends life and feelings. And you definitely don't care about his girl

I call bullshit on "deeply care" too. You don't care (let alone deeply care) about your friends life and feelings. And you definitely don't care about his girlfriend (you DO lust for her, that's the right word) Whether you made it up or not I'll give OP the benefit of the doubt. I can think of much amusing questions if he wanted to troll.