This has literally no additional content beyond the original except for a little bit of "Wow I didn't expect the big response!" and a lame "It wasn't link bait!

This has literally no additional content beyond the original except for a little bit of "Wow I didn't expect the big response!" and a lame "It wasn't link bait!" claim. (He had to know it was sensationalist.) The original article's claim was ludicrous and this doesn't do anything to walk it back at all.