I could never work at a dump like these places again. My day would consist of: Alright lets get some work done. Oh, crap, Kevin is here and he is getting his

I could never work at a dump like these places again. My day would consist of: Alright lets get some work done. Oh, crap, Kevin is here and he is getting his coffee. Yep, slurp slurp slurp burp slurp slurp. Thank god that is over. Oh wait, he is eating one of those huge carrots again. Where the hell does he buy those? I doubt a horse could bite through one. EARTH SHATTERING CRUNCH! EARTH SHATTERING CRUNCH! EARTH SHATTERING CRUNCH! EARTH SHATTERING CRUNCH! EARTH SHATTERING CRUNCH! EARTH SHATTERING CRUNCH! EARTH SHATTERING CRUNCH! EARTH SHATTERING CRUNCH! Even noise cancelling headphones can't dampen this noise. EARTH SHATTERING CRUNCH! EARTH SHATTERING CRUNCH! Finally, he is done. Oh, wait, another cup of coffee. SLuuuuuuuuURP! And now he is on the phone talking to his cousin about sportsball again at loud levels and laughing every 10 seconds. Well, I now have a massive headache, no way I will be able to concentrate hard enough to do anything.