Because, see, the 200 day average line crosses the 50 day average line here, and just yesterday we already had two dead cat bounces, so it must mean a market he

Because, see, the 200 day average line crosses the 50 day average line here, and just yesterday we already had two dead cat bounces, so it must mean a market head fake, so it can't possibly fall again today. (Human beings are great at finding patterns that aren't really there)