I remember driving away from the Facebook campus -- having being creeped out by the degree to which it is designed to keep you from ever having to leave -- thin

I remember driving away from the Facebook campus -- having being creeped out by the degree to which it is designed to keep you from ever having to leave -- thinking "if they could build dormitories, they would". It disturbs me, but doesn't surprise me, to learn that my joke isn't that funny.