My favorite approach to this came from a variation on the "famous people in Starbucks" memes a while back: Patricia Churchland walks into Starbucks and orders

My favorite approach to this came from a variation on the "famous people in Starbucks" memes a while back: Patricia Churchland walks into Starbucks and orders a latte. The barista makes it for her, and she sits down to drink it. A few minutes later the barista asks her "Are you enjoying your latte?" Churchland replies, "No."