A while back I found a grievous bug in CERNLIB, one that withoubt a doubt resulted in erroneous results in the physics journals. The day I blasted this news th

A while back I found a grievous bug in CERNLIB, one that withoubt a doubt resulted in erroneous results in the physics journals. The day I blasted this news throughout every corner of the physics community, a CERN staffmember sent me a patch. "Here's what you need, but the guy who maintains that part of CERNLIB wont accept it because Im british and hes french." Dont Fuck With The French.