Reminds me of an old joke. A man sees a $1 book describing how to become a millionaire and buys it instantly. Upon reading it, however, he finds that the recomm

Reminds me of an old joke. A man sees a $1 book describing how to become a millionaire and buys it instantly. Upon reading it, however, he finds that the recommendation is to sell a million $1 items. Instead of reading this crap we could actually read something interesting. How's that for advice on how to rank on the first page: do or say something interesting.