So what? It's Turing-complete so it can simulate any non-Von Neumann machine that can compute. And in fact it does so very well, see Forth, Lisp, and other lang

So what? It's Turing-complete so it can simulate any non-Von Neumann machine that can compute. And in fact it does so very well, see Forth, Lisp, and other languages from different paradigms for which there are dedicated processors. If you use an abstraction (your job as a programmer) the innards of the processor should approach inconsequential.