There are a million ways to say "you kids get off my lawn". I can't imagine there not being a backlash. I personally never lashed in the first place; I find s

There are a million ways to say "you kids get off my lawn". I can't imagine there not being a backlash. I personally never lashed in the first place; I find slab phones tedious and will buy the last flip phone offered. I don't text; I don't chat; I don't get that much email. My Facebook feed has become a magazine I trawl through in some imaginary waiting room. The Chihuahua metaphor works for me. Chihuahua dogs of good character still challenge the perception of those who think a dog should be on a human scale.