Let’s replace non-standard JavaScript syntax-sugar with more non-standard JavaScript syntax-sugar. Except we don’t like that the first non-standard thing is so

Let’s replace non-standard JavaScript syntax-sugar with more non-standard JavaScript syntax-sugar. Except we don’t like that the first non-standard thing is so terse so let’s improve it with a more verbose notation. We don’t want it to be too verbose though, so let’s drop the semicolons. This is definitely progress. I’m quite convinced that the users of our applications will feel the difference, and they’ll love us for it. Wow.