OK - Anyone for a funny story regarding filling out an SF-86? As part of the clearance process, your co-workers are interviewed regarding your work-habits, per

OK - Anyone for a funny story regarding filling out an SF-86? As part of the clearance process, your co-workers are interviewed regarding your work-habits, perceived integrity, etc. We had one woman, "Mary", in the office who was a bit of a busy-body, listening in on phone calls, other people's conversations, etc. One day she overheard another young woman, co-worker "Jane" talking on the phone regarding meeting her boyfriend John at the airport. In order to embarrass him, Jane and a friend were going to dress up like hookers, hang all over him etc. Only Mary didn't hear the whole story and became convinced that Jane was really involved in prostitution and was going to meet a John at the airport. So when investigators were working on Jane's clearance, Mary flat-out told them that Jane was a practicing prostitute on the side. I'm sure these investigators hear it all, but I can only guess that this was a memorable interview. Of course when the investigator confronted Jane with the accusation that she was a hooker, she flipped out. Mary and Jane's relationship was never quite the same after than..