I'm assuming you're a bot, or at the very least some sort of reverse-Turing test performance art in which you send generic and irrelevant replies to comments th

I'm assuming you're a bot, or at the very least some sort of reverse-Turing test performance art in which you send generic and irrelevant replies to comments that match certain substrings. That's very cute, but adults are trying to have a conversation here, so shoo.