I'm always been curious what it would be like if hospitals would ask surgeons to just come in and do a weeks worth or surgeries just because they were too lazy

I'm always been curious what it would be like if hospitals would ask surgeons to just come in and do a weeks worth or surgeries just because they were too lazy to look at their resumes. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go send my college transcript off to a company to see if than can land me a interview where I can learn about any job openings they may have.