This OP gem-of-a-story reminds me of another masterpiece, about Tcl: http://www.markroseman.com/tcl/dyingout.html http://www.markroseman.com/tcl/dyingout.html

This OP gem-of-a-story reminds me of another masterpiece, about Tcl: http://www.markroseman.com/tcl/dyingout.html http://www.markroseman.com/tcl/dyingout.html (ref: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9689046 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9689046) Edit: link to submitted story.