I actually agree with you in general, but in this case we spent six months hammering in nails with a wet sandwich because the only available hammer has a chains

I actually agree with you in general, but in this case we spent six months hammering in nails with a wet sandwich because the only available hammer has a chainsaw for a handle ("it's perfectly safe, just don't ever press the on-switch"). This blog post is me seeing something that looks like an actual hammer and suspiciously looking for a trap.