I have a developmentally delayed sister in law; I placed Ubuntu on her laptop recently without really telling her what it was Now, we need some beneware that i

I have a developmentally delayed sister in law; I placed Ubuntu on her laptop recently without really telling her what it was Now, we need some beneware that infects every machine on a network, backs up file system, and reinstalls the os with linux, wouldn't it be nice! LINUX!