You know that we actually did invade Canada right? "if there was ever a front with Indonesia or China, 10 million redneck Americans will be flown in to help us

You know that we actually did invade Canada right? "if there was ever a front with Indonesia or China, 10 million redneck Americans will be flown in to help us." The South Koreans believe this too, as do the Taiwanese, the Japanese, the Poles, the French, the British, the Italians... hell the whole world. And someone comes a long and indignantly asks why Ameria spends more on defense than all other first-world nations combined? It's to make up for their slack!