Essential knowledge, so when your average clueless buisness major tryies to get you to come up with new metrics and wont buy into other previous useless metrics

Essential knowledge, so when your average clueless buisness major tryies to get you to come up with new metrics and wont buy into other previous useless metrics (codelines checked in etc.) you can invent something funny, that allows you to go back to "real" work. Success never had trouble getting Alimoney-suits.