This page (and worse, their home page) is unwatchable on my (not so new) phone as well, android 4.2.2 stock browser, probably still used by millions. Dear hipst

This page (and worse, their home page) is unwatchable on my (not so new) phone as well, android 4.2.2 stock browser, probably still used by millions. Dear hipsters, form over function is terrible ux, throwing computational resources at a design problem does not solve anything. Unrelated, but some time ago somebody redesigned medium.com to be so bloated I can't scroll half a line without terrible artifacts drawing themselves all over the text, on a website supposedly designed around the reading experience.