You are joking right? There are a mass of articles and discussion about this that shows your 'reasonable' classification is in fact 'highly contentious'. What

You are joking right? There are a mass of articles and discussion about this that shows your 'reasonable' classification is in fact 'highly contentious'. Whatever else you say about Uber, it's pretty obvious that the contractor/employees are in a grey area where they have some traits of contractors and some traits of employees.