The one thing I know about my mother's death (won't happen until after she's reached 100 according to her) is that she has expressly forbidden us from having fl

The one thing I know about my mother's death (won't happen until after she's reached 100 according to her) is that she has expressly forbidden us from having flowers at her funeral. Instead, she prefers we send her flowers while she's still alive so she can actually enjoy them. She also wants her body to be burned in a viking longship out at sea. We'll see how that goes.