Can a mod please change the misleading title? Yes, I know it's the title of the actual article, but it is mere conjecture: "If Larry Ellison were to bid ciao an

Can a mod please change the misleading title? Yes, I know it's the title of the actual article, but it is mere conjecture: "If Larry Ellison were to bid ciao and adieu to the wonks of the EU, here's what his goodbye letter to Oracle customers might say."