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Reminds me of this old joke... Lady: Do you smoke? Guy: Yes I do. Lady: How many packs a day? Guy: 3 packs. Lady: How much per pack? Guy: $10.00 pe
by ssanders82 11y ago
Reminds me of this old joke...
Lady: Do you smoke?
Guy: Yes I do.
Lady: How many packs a day?
Guy: 3 packs.
Lady: How much per pack?
Guy: $10.00 per pack.
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Guy: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack is $10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packs a day which puts your spending per month at $900. In 1 year, it would have been $10,800. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: If 1 year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending total at $162,000. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: Do you know if you hadn't smoke, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have by now bought a Ferrari?
Guy: Oh. Do you smoke?
Lady: No.
Guy: Then where's your fucking Ferrari?
- PhantomGremlin 11y agoOver 40 years ago I was in high school, had access to a computer, and did a simple programming exercise. I created some tables of how much money my dad was spending on cigarettes, and how much he would have if he invested it instead. IIRC the interest rates I used were from 1% to 10%. The price of a pack of cigarettes was somewhere in the neighborhood of $0.30. Maybe the tables went up to $1.00 a pack but probably no higher. Fast forward 40 years. Cigarettes are now about 30x as expensive as they were, but interest rates are somewhere near 0%. Times change!