I know it's not quite the same thing, but I have a t-shirt (from an Irish pub) that has the great W.B. Yeats quote: "The problem with some people is that when

I know it's not quite the same thing, but I have a t-shirt (from an Irish pub) that has the great W.B. Yeats quote: "The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober."