If you want to vapidly denigrate Rust I'd recommend something like, "Pssh. After years and years of wild goose chase, all we get is your basic fleshed out langu

If you want to vapidly denigrate Rust I'd recommend something like, "Pssh. After years and years of wild goose chase, all we get is your basic fleshed out language built around having lifetime types? You can't even make abstractions over monads and lenses. No f128 type?? What's the point of reliable software if you can't use it to calculate hyperspace jumps?"