If we're throwing out evil schemes, maybe they created Bitcoin in order to build a big scary black market that they could point to as a reason they need more fu

If we're throwing out evil schemes, maybe they created Bitcoin in order to build a big scary black market that they could point to as a reason they need more funding and less oversight. Hey, look at all this bad stuff! We need more money to fight it! Also, we can't tell you what we're doing to fight it, because then it wouldn't work, so just trust us, ok? *Note: I don't actually believe this, and I don't own a tinfoil hat. Just an amusing thought.