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1. Get a infinite number of monkeys into a room 2. Give it one of these problems. 3. Profit!, of course minus the cost of the bananas.

• dagw 11y ago
  You forgot step 2.5. Find the scrap of paper with the correct proof on it among the infinite scraps of paper without the correct proof on it.
  • moron4hire 11y ago
    And step 2.25: find the scraps of paper under the infinitely tall pile of monkey poo.
    • yitchelle 11y ago
      Finally, some humour on HN!
  • MikeTV 11y ago
    No need -- just submit them all!
    • dagw 11y ago
      Submit 'em all. Let peer review sort 'em out.
    • sanoli 11y ago
      Then there's 2.7 -> Wait for 139 decades until they sift throught the infinite number of papers and find the correct piece of scrap with the solution. Also, 2.8 -> Hope the prize is corrected for inflation.