Here, I'll accomplish the same thing for you: You give me $1, and I'll give you $0.60 back, plus some advice. Here's the advice: You're a sucker. You'd be be

Here, I'll accomplish the same thing for you: You give me $1, and I'll give you $0.60 back, plus some advice. Here's the advice: You're a sucker. You'd be better off playing Powerball, at least when the jackpot is over $200M or so.