You're the only person in here who criticized my use of PHP that I actually agree with. I never intended to release this app, and wanted to build it in PHP for

You're the only person in here who criticized my use of PHP that I actually agree with. I never intended to release this app, and wanted to build it in PHP for fun, so I stuck with it. But you're absolutely right on the portability problem. I do agree that, had deployment been an actual interest of mine, PHP would be the wrong language for this.