That form of ultra-clickbaiting should be outlawed by the internet police. Refuting your own title in the first sentence just screams "but I made you come here

That form of ultra-clickbaiting should be outlawed by the internet police. Refuting your own title in the first sentence just screams "but I made you come here to read this, didn't I, moahaha". To me, it just makes the author seem arrogant.