The best part about this is it's an 8,624 word guide - the submission here doesn't allude to the fact that this really is a pretty exhaustive guide. (Actually,

The best part about this is it's an 8,624 word guide - the submission here doesn't allude to the fact that this really is a pretty exhaustive guide. (Actually, I added 200-300 more words based on feedback from reddit, so consider it closer to 9,000 words now.)