I'm sorry if this comes across as negative, but this is an example of using the wrong tool for the job, IMO. I love Erlang and Elixir because BEAM gives me eas

I'm sorry if this comes across as negative, but this is an example of using the wrong tool for the job, IMO. I love Erlang and Elixir because BEAM gives me easy concurrency, metaprogramming and best of all, fault tolerance via supervisors. For a service that I need to stay alive, this is great. For a simple command line utility, I'd lean more toward a compiled language like Go, Haskell, Common Lisp, etc.